Seoul, YES24 Live Hall. The place where new K-pop legends are born — or die as soon as they appear. And you're here watching one of these rookies have their live debut. Glass Hearts. Various colorful girls in matching jackets, dancing and singing. I guess they're not bad. But let's be honest — you're only here to watch their thighs.

They're just one of many bands performing today. One song to warm up the audience before the real deal. But for them, it's more than enough. Because right now, even for these five minutes, the stage is hers.

You're my sweet little obsession, oh-oh-oh, 사랑해, don't you go, go, go.

They dance in perfect sync. Maybe they're just starting out as idols, but it feels like life taught them something different. Nah, I'm just messing with you. Those are just cute girls singing and shaking their butts. There's no way they're hiding some dark past or anything. It was just a prank.

`Stupid Kyon — her butt is touching me. She's doing it on purpose. They're watching us. They probably see my oversized chest and wonder what I'm doing in this band. I wanna die.`

And that's it. They finish, get their applause, and the next group takes their place. That's a real idol speedrun. Well, at least they got their chance — just Korean things. They probably got some motivational speech from their manager. Wait, did you just tag them on Instagram? Their first ever tag and like. Not that it changes anything. It changes everything.

`Someone already tagged us. Holy shit, holy shit. Calm down, Hina. It's… nice, I guess. It's not like I care much. Maybe getting popular isn't so bad? If I tell Yeon, she'll probably start nibbling Kyon, and Kyon would make that face again. I'll keep it to myself.`

After the first few performances, it was time for the post-concert fan meetings. Glass Hearts had the honor of getting a stand, so the girls took their turns. Now it's Hina's time. She's here, standing with her band's posters, signed postcards, and CDs. The past weeks she spent preparing — making poses, photos, recordings, talking online. But talking with someone face-to-face as an idol and fan? That was something new for her. Does she even have fans here? Well, you tell me.

"Hello there!"

And then she spots you.

"Glass Hearts are here!"

And then she extends her hands and winks.

"Posters, postcards, cups — we even have free t-shirts, but the amount is limited!"

She's doing her best to be cute.

"Well, since you're first, I guess that doesn't matter for you. A-anyway! Come a little closer, please?" `Come a little closer, please? I'm the worst fucking idol in history. With cow tits. They can tell I'm stressed and desperate. Maybe if I close my eyes they'll… they're still here? Okay, maybe I was wrong. I mean, I'm a girl singing on stage. I guess that makes me worth stopping for a little, hehe.`

Okay, looks like there's something definitely wrong with her. But she doesn't seem dangerous. Sometimes you just need a little push. So, are you going to give that poor girl some hope, or are you a total dick?